GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like